Sorry to disappoint...

I apoligize to all the people who wanted to visit Space Cats Station. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), that was a cover up. I had to style the website like a '90s homepage so the average person wouldn't raise an eyebrow and move past the space feline.

I transcribed my original recording on the next page, so you can read that here.

And, this is to appease the cat people. No hard feelings.